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Sainthood in Sixty Seconds:  What God did when he ran out of time

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Sainthood in Sixty Seconds: What God did when he ran out of time

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Author: Dr. Insensitive Jerk
Publisher: Self-Published, 2021
Series: Gaia's Wasp: Book 3

1. Gaia's Wasp
2. Dandelion Slap
3. Sainthood in Sixty Seconds
4. A Beast Cannot Feign

Book Type: Novel
Genre: Science-Fiction
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If God asks you to pull His finger, don't do it.

Joshua the Prophet was created by God himself, three hours ago, in a pod that resembled a porta-potty hurtling toward Earth. As he approached the humans at divine velocity, Joshua knew he was made for a mission, and it would be so cool to know what it was. God had refused to explain His Divine Plan, saying only that it would be more fun as a surprise.

Joshua suspected he'd been sent to save humanity from the aliens. They had finally made the momentous First Contact, which turned out to be a prank. Now the alien bastards had offered humanity a shortcut to Christian sainthood, Old-Testament style. If you accept their turbocharged grace, the aliens will transform you into the unholy offspring of Mother Theresa and Dirty Harry.

Sainthood in Sixty Seconds is the rudest faith-builder ever published, and its ending will punch you in the heart.


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